Are you having...

trouble finding a gift for that special pig in your life, that has everything? If so, you might need to invest in these bacon boots. These are perfect shoes for tap dancing on mounds of shit in a litter box.

As some of you might know, bacon is one of my favorite lubes snacks. It gives my coif a radiant shine. Anyway, watch the clip below of this feisty little up and coming country queen. His love for bacon is unmatched. What a little pig. Also, please take a minute to take in all the hideous "decorations." Cloth sectionals galore!



Thanks Frank & Beau