I swear on...

all the retards locked up in my basement pills in my wig drawer, that I'm going to queef shrimp flavored snot, if fucking Carrie Prejean doesn't disappear. I can't remember if this low rent slut is already on the "Just Die" list or not, but it's time. This bitch is such a waste of space, that I feel sorry for her terds. However, she would be a fabulous contestant in a yeast infection sniffing contest.

Make sure there aren't any old people in the room when you watch this clip, because you'll want to beat the fuck out of someone. She was on Larry King last night to sling her shitty "book," QUEEFN' JESUS: THE MEMOIR OF A WHORE. This fucking skank says that Sarah Palin is her hero. Really pig?!? Talk about a kennel packed full of boring bitches.

Is Prejean a bigger fraud that Palin? Can you imagine the bullshit dripping out of these books? What about all the slow Christian trash shitting in their butt ugly denim ensembles, in anticipation of Prejean's literary "masterpiece." And by masterpiece, I mean a study in drooling fraudulent Christian white trash.

Check out the 2:15 mark. Larry takes a call from a pagent loving renegade queen and Prejean attempts to peel the fuck out. Fucking hilarious!