Thursday, November 12, 2009

I want to...

know what the fuck is wrong with Wynonna Judd? I know this country pig has gained and lost hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of pounds a la Oprah (Have you seen her show lately? She's fucking huge). Trust me, I feel her pig pain.

However, her addiction to melted butter and raw hamburger meat does not explain this RuPaul / Melissa Etheridge hybrid super sow ensemble.

Just look at her trashy fucked up mom. I'm obsessed with her. If you got an addictions to pills and/or plastic surgery, then I'm your fucked up pig. I love RICH WHITE TRASH! I would bob for their rotten tampons in a fucked up a litter box.

I hope you enjoy the clip below. I've violently sobbed to this song while eating pizza after pizza seen a dozen drag queens perform this number over the years. When I hear it, it always makes me think of busted assholes, broken dreams, and pantyhose dripping in ball sweat.

1 comments:

Natalie said...

"I've violently seen a dozen drag queens perform this number over the years. When I hear it, it always makes me think of busted assholes, broken dreams, and pantyhose dripping in ball sweat."

Now that's literary art.