great "sadness" that I announce the death of Trash Heaven. It's just over. I'm wearing my new 24XL hogdress with an airbrushed picture of Terri Schiavo that says, "it is finished." I need to take some time off and deal with this debilitating depression. Everything would be fine if Candy Spelling would just reply to my fucking fan mail.
I have a "feeling" that it's going to be a really rough winter. Look for me on the next season of Big Medicine. Kirstie Alley and Carnie Wilson have destroyed me via their calorie orgy. Maybe I'll feel better tomorrow after my gastric bypass consultation.
3 comments:
don't you dare!!!!!
and i mean it!
Thanks, you fuck!
I have one less reason to live now.
I hope you're just being a drama queen!
but...but...you CAN'T leave! What can we do to get you to stay? I'll buy you any fringed vest that you want!!!!
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