There is nothing like an 80s Christmas whore to really get the holidays started. You can tell that this slut loves to do some serious baking. According to my "sources," her secret ingredient is chunks of feces from her acrylic nails.I'm not sure about your family, but this is such a "special" time of year for mine. I'm working on a few new official slogans for Christmas.
1. Christmas: Bankrupting the Middle Class for over 6 decades.
2. Christmas: A really shitty reason to forcibly encounter all the morons you spend the rest of the year avoiding.
3. Christmas: That special time of year when pigs' try to cover up those painful emotional scars with cheap bullshit from overseas.
1 comments:
ur slogans shoul be framed!
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